$39.99
Celebrate your special day in hilarious style with our “It’s My Birthday, Where Is The Buttsex?” t-shirt! This cheeky design features a playful pink balloon that’s not your typical party decoration. The bold text in rainbow hues screams “birthday fun,” ensuring everyone knows exactly what kind of celebration you’re looking for. Whether you’re hitting the clubs, hosting a party, or just want to make your friends laugh uncontrollably, this shirt is bound to steal the spotlight.
Made with soft, breathable fabric, this shirt ensures maximum comfort while you demand attention (and answers) on your big day. It’s the perfect gag gift, conversation starter, or personal treat for the sassy birthday star in your life. Why settle for boring candles and cakes when you can light up the room with your bold humor and a dash of unapologetic sass?
Pair it with jeans, a party hat, or maybe just your winning smile – this shirt is here to elevate your birthday game. Ideal for birthdays, bar crawls, or anytime you feel like making a hilarious statement. Blow out your candles and let the laughs roll in – after all, you only turn [insert age] once! 🎉
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).
Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.
Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.
Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”
If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
REVIEWS
EXCELLENT Based on 4 reviews Darick Schave2024-11-13Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. This is a review. MsWillowbayOrelse2024-11-12Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I received exactly what I was expecting. The T-Shirt is very good quality and am definitely going to be ordering from them again! I have been raving to all of my friends about them. Nathan Esposito2024-11-12Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I'm in love with all the designs 😍 high quality prints, and the shirts are super comfy and fit well. Can't recommend them enough!!Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more