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I’m Not Gay Tank

$39.99

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Get ready to rock this hilarious “I’m Not Gay But $20 is $20… Sorry, Inflation” tank top! Taking a classic joke and giving it a funny inflation update, this design acknowledges the rising cost of everything—even humor! With the original $20 boldly crossed out and replaced with $40, this tank top is the perfect way to add a bit of sass and satire to your look.

Ideal for warm weather, workouts, or just chilling with friends, this tank is a conversation starter that’s bound to get some laughs and knowing nods. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, especially when it hits close to home in today’s economy. Whether you’re out at a party, hitting the beach, or just running errands, you’re sure to turn heads (and spark a few chuckles) with this clever take on a timeless joke.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this tank top is designed to keep you cool and comfortable, all while making a humorous statement. It’s funny, it’s bold, and it’s inflation-proof—so throw it on, embrace the laughs, and remind everyone that even prices aren’t what they used to be!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

I’m Not Gay Tank

$39.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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