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I know my way around a pole

$39.99

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When life hands you a pole, you spin, climb, and work it like the fabulous showstopper you are! This “I Know My Way Around a Pole” t-shirt celebrates skill, sass, and just the right amount of cheek. With two vibrant, rainbow-clad silhouettes showing off moves that could make gravity blush, this design is perfect for anyone who’s got the confidence to stick the trick and the humor to wear it loud and proud. Whether you’re a pole fitness pro, a dance-floor diva, or just someone who knows how to hold on tight and look good doing it, this tee’s got you covered… metaphorically speaking, anyway.

The bold lettering ensures everyone gets the message—no need for introductions when you walk in wearing this masterpiece. It’s fun, it’s flirty, and let’s be honest, it’s probably going to get you a free drink (or two). So whether you’re working the pole, cheering on your favorite performer, or just being your unapologetic, fabulous self, this shirt is your ticket to turning heads. Get ready to be the conversation starter, the vibe bringer, and the life of the party. Because darling, you know your way around a pole. No explanations necessary.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

I know my way around a pole

$39.99

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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