$49.99
When the world feels too overwhelming, why not declare your intergalactic resignation with the I don’t want to be on this planet anymore hoodie? This hoodie featuring the phrase “I Don’t Want to Be on This Planet Anymore” and a vibrant alien abduction design perfectly captures the vibe of needing an out-of-this-world escape. Whether you’re fed up with the mundane, over it with people, or just feel like vibing with the extraterrestrials, this hoodie is your cosmic declaration of independence.
Made from ultra-soft, high-quality material, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you dream of being beamed up into the great unknown. The bright neon green beam and sleek UFO graphic add a pop of futuristic flair that’s bound to turn heads—maybe even those of actual aliens. The hoodie features a spacious front pocket to keep your hands warm or stash your favorite space snacks and an adjustable drawstring hood for when you want to disappear entirely from the Earthly drama.
Perfect for sci-fi fans, alien enthusiasts, or anyone who’s just a little done with Earth’s nonsense, this hoodie is a hilarious and relatable statement piece. Whether you’re lounging at home, exploring the galaxy, or just running errands, this hoodie ensures you’re stylishly prepared for any abduction opportunities.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).
Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.
Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.
Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”
If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
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