$39.99
I Don’t Want To Be On This Planet Anymore. When Earthly shenanigans get to be too much, sometimes you just want to tap out and let the aliens take over. This design is your cosmic SOS, a stylish way of declaring, “I’ve had enough of this planet, beam me up!” Featuring a vibrant UFO graphic and a silhouette being abducted into the neon-green unknown, this t-shirt captures that perfect mix of frustration and humor.
Whether you’re tired of your daily grind, fed up with politics, or just want an out from yet another pointless Zoom meeting, this shirt speaks for you. It’s not just apparel—it’s a mood. A funny, relatable, intergalactic cry for help. Beam me up Scotty!
Wear it to alien conventions, sci-fi movie marathons, or just to let everyone know you’re mentally already in the Andromeda Galaxy. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your finest space suit—this design is out-of-this-world versatile. Perfect for UFO enthusiasts, humorists, or anyone who’s one bad day away from calling the mothership.
Embrace the absurdity of life on Earth while dreaming of better horizons among the stars. Let’s be real: the aliens can’t mess things up more than we already have. 🚀👽
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).
Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.
Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.
Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”
If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
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