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Hung and Heavy

$39.99

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For those who like their humor bold and their statements… well, a bit risqué, meet the “Hung & Heavy” T-shirt! This gag gift is designed for anyone who’s not afraid to make a statement and bring a little tongue-in-cheek humor to the party. Featuring classic black-and-white artwork that showcases exactly what the phrase “Hung & Heavy” suggests, this shirt is the ultimate in playful, over-the-top satire.

Perfect for bachelor parties, prank gifts, or just as a fun shirt for someone with a great sense of humor, the “Hung & Heavy” tee brings laughs and double-takes wherever you go. It’s unapologetically cheeky, designed for those who know how to wear their humor loud and proud. Because why just hang out when you can be hung & heavy?

Made from high-quality fabric, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is funny, perfect for lounging, laughing, or hitting the town with friends who don’t mind a little bawdy humor. Whether you’re gifting it to a buddy or wearing it to get some laughs, this shirt is bound to turn heads and maybe even raise a few eyebrows

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Hung and Heavy

$39.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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