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His Top

$39.99

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Bring on the laughs and a little bit of cheek with our “His Top” shirt! Featuring a playful and bold design of a blue figure in a white thong, complete with a strategically placed banana, this shirt is for anyone who loves a little naughty humor with their style. The heart background and cartoonish style add a fun twist, making it perfect for those who don’t take themselves too seriously and enjoy a bit of spicy, suggestive humor.

Whether you’re wearing it to a pride event, a party, or just for casual fun, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. It’s a quirky way to embrace a fun, flirty side, perfect for anyone who appreciates light-hearted innuendo. The colorful design, combined with the bold “His Top” text, makes a statement that’s both hilarious and unforgettable.

Printed on high-quality fabric, this shirt is as comfortable as it is funny, so you can enjoy the laughs all day long. Available in T-shirts, hoodies, and long sleeves, it’s ready for year-round fun. So if you’re ready to top off your wardrobe with some personality, “His Top” is the perfect choice!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

His Top

$39.99

Size Guide
A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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