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Fuck Your Festivities

$39.99

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Tired of holiday cheer? Our “Fuck Your Festivities” shirt is the perfect expression for anyone who’s had enough of the endless holiday spirit. Featuring an adorably rebellious cat tangled up in festive lights, this design captures the chaotic energy of those who prefer a little sass in their season. The cat’s intense expression and the bold text say it all—this is for the holiday grinch who’s done with carols, decorations, and forced cheer.

Whether you’re rocking it to a holiday party, family gathering, or just out and about, this shirt is guaranteed to get some laughs and knowing nods. It’s the ideal outfit for those who enjoy a bit of sarcastic fun, especially if you’re the type who’s more “bah humbug” than “deck the halls.”

Printed on high-quality fabric, this shirt is as comfortable as it is hilarious, perfect for cozying up or stirring things up at holiday events. Available in T-shirts, hoodies, and long sleeves, it lets you show off your festive defiance all season long. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner anti-holiday rebel, throw on this “Fuck Your Festivities” shirt and let the world know you’re keeping it real this season!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fuck Your Festivities

$39.99

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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