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Eternal Conflict Hoodie

$49.99

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Warm up for the ultimate galactic showdown with the “Eternal Conflict” Hoodie—because nothing says “ready for battle” quite like snuggling into ultra-soft comfort. This hoodie takes the cheeky design of dueling “swords” and pairs it with the cozy hug you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re gearing up for an epic Netflix binge or simply need armor against the cold, this hoodie will keep you laughing—and warm.

Crafted with premium fleece-lined fabric, it’s ideal for anyone who enjoys a little playful controversy. With vibrant red and blue dot accents framing the battlefield, this hoodie isn’t just a statement piece; it’s a conversation starter. Perfect for winter conventions, outdoor adventures, or just intimidating your opponents at the next game night.

Let’s face it, life is about balance—yin and yang, light and dark, red and blue. So why not represent the eternal struggle in style? Whether you’re a battle-hardened geek or just here for the laughs, this hoodie delivers both comfort and chaotic energy in equal measure. Peace? Never. Comfort? Always.

Choose your side. Or don’t. Just stay warm while you do it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Eternal Conflict Hoodie

$49.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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