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Eternal Conflict

$39.99

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Step into the ultimate duel of epic hilarity with the “Eternal Conflict” T-shirt! Whether you’re rooting for the red or the blue, one thing’s for sure—this design will spark conversations and maybe even a few duels of its own. Featuring two… let’s call them “swords” crossed in a cosmic battle of wit, this design is unapologetically bold, shamelessly cheeky, and perfect for those who live life with a lightsaber in one hand and humor in the other.

Made with 100% soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is eye-catching. Wear it to your next nerdy gathering, pride festival, or just on a regular Tuesday to confuse the locals. Let’s be honest, life is too short not to laugh at the absurdity of it all. It’s the perfect gift for your geeky best friend or that one person who always turns everything into an innuendo.

Whether you’re on Team Red or Team Blue, this T-shirt invites you to join the eternal struggle—with style. So ignite your humor, embrace the awkward, and wear this masterpiece like the champion of chaos you are.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Eternal Conflict

$39.99

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A man wearing the "Where I Met Your Husband" hoodie, featuring a black design with a yellow smiley face logo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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