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Dead Inside

$39.99

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When coffee isn’t enough, and the day-to-day grind has you feeling less than lively, the “Dead Inside” shirt is here to express what words just can’t. This hilarious and relatable design features a perfectly disinterested face with heavy-lidded eyes that say, “Yeah, same.” With bold, drippy text that reads “Dead Inside,” this shirt speaks for all of us who’ve been running on fumes (or sarcasm) for far too long.

Ideal for anyone who embraces their inner zombie—minus the brains and gore—this shirt lets you wear your dry humor proudly. It’s perfect for lazy weekends, marathon workdays, or any day that makes you want to embrace your deadpan side. This tee is a walking mood, ideal for parties, casual outings, or just scrolling through life with minimal energy.

Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt keeps you comfortable while you exude that chill, unbothered vibe. Available in T-shirts, hoodies, and long sleeves, it’s great for year-round self-expression. Because sometimes, you’re not sad, mad, or glad—just dead inside. So, if you’ve got a good sense of humor and a perpetual “meh” attitude, this shirt is calling your name.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Dead Inside

$39.99

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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