$39.99
Looking to add some spice to your wardrobe? Feast your eyes on this sizzling masterpiece: “Daddy’s Little Hot Pocket” t-shirt. It’s a deliciously bold statement for those who like their humor as warm as a microwaveable snack and as unapologetically cheeky as this design.
Whether you’re the snack or the one unwrapping it, this shirt serves piping-hot personality with a side of laughter. Featuring a retro-inspired logo that perfectly parodies a nostalgic favorite, it’s not just a shirt—it’s a full-course conversation starter. Wear it to the gym, the grocery store, or the next big night out with friends who appreciate your extra crispy sense of humor.
Soft, breathable fabric ensures you’ll stay comfy while you serve looks that leave everyone craving more. Pair it with your sassiest attitude and a smirk that says, “Yeah, I know I’m hot.” Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, envy, and a craving for microwaveable pastries.
Perfect for those who know they’re serving five-star snack energy and aren’t afraid to show it. Because when you’re this much of a snack, there’s no harm in reminding the world—one T-shirt at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).
Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.
Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.
Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”
If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
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