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Count Matthew Clyde

$17.00$22.50

Step into the dark, seductive world of “Count Matthew Clyde,” a striking digital artwork that redefines the vampire aesthetic with unapologetic flair. Dressed in a jaw-dropping ensemble of crimson and black, Count Matthew exudes confidence, power, and a hint of danger. His intricately designed bodysuit highlights every curve of his chiseled physique, while his flowing red cape creates a dramatic backdrop that screams regality and intensity.

With piercing eyes and an expression that commands attention, the Count emerges as a modern, captivating reimagining of the vampire archetype. His alabaster skin contrasts beautifully with the bold, textured red and black tones, making him a figure you can’t ignore. The intricate detailing on his suit and cape adds depth and texture, while the glowing red backdrop hints at a blood-soaked history, perfectly complementing his menacing yet alluring presence.

This piece is perfect for fans of gothic art, dark fantasy, or anyone who appreciates bold, provocative designs. Whether displayed in a private art collection or as a centerpiece in your space, “Count Matthew Clyde” brings gothic elegance and high drama to any room. Dare to embrace the darkness with this one-of-a-kind creation.

Count Matthew Clyde isn’t just art; he’s a statement.

Count Matthew Clyde

$17.00$22.50

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

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Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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