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A Handful of A$$

$39.99

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Brace yourself for double the cheekiness with this playful design that doesn’t hold back—literally. Featuring a perfectly placed pair of hands on a perfectly drawn derrière, this t-shirt is a tribute to all the sass and class packed into a single, glorious handful. The phrase, “I May Be a Handful, But So Is This Ass,” captures the unapologetic confidence of those who know they’re a little extra (in the best way).

Perfect for those who love a laugh, enjoy being the center of attention, or simply want to keep people guessing whether they’re serious or not. This shirt is your go-to for parties, pride events, or even just lounging around while reminding the world that being a “handful” is a gift, not a flaw.

Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to your favorite handful of a friend, this design guarantees a smile (and probably a few double-takes). Soft, breathable, and as bold as the statement it makes, this tee is for those who dare to own their sass with a side of humor. Because why settle for less when you can be extra?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

A Handful of A$$

$39.99

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who are Angry Gay Designs shirts for?

Our tees are for anyone who’s ever been called too much, too loud, too gay, or a walking HR violation. Whether you’re a certified mess, chaotic top, reformed twink, or just here for the drama — we’ve got something for you (and your enemies).

Only if you’re ready to get stares, compliments, side-eyes, and possibly disowned. Side effects may include power strutting, ass slapping, and strangers asking where you got it.

Some of the benefits users report experiencing include improved skin health, reduced inflammation and pain, enhanced muscle recovery and athletic performance, and improved sleep quality. Additionally, red light therapy has been studied for its potential to treat a variety of medical conditions, including psoriasis, eczema, and chronic pain. With regular use, many people also experience increased energy and an overall sense of well-being. Learn more about the benefits here.

Therapy. Subtlety. And whatever dignity you had before hitting “Add to Cart.”

If you’ve ever started a sentence with “Not to be a bitch, but…” — congratulations, you’re one of us.

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